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So I've got this awesome concept for the most avant-garde band in history. You ready for this? We're just going to play the most unremarkable sounding music possible just to fuck with people.

All of our songs are going to be as middle-of-the-road as possible... but on purpose, ya dig? It's gonna blow people's minds yo.
Happy vaginas day! Today is a magical day that's all about things of various shapes and sizes going in vaginas and/or babies coming out of vaginas and small fat blonde Italian midgets doing archery. It's wonderful to have genitalia! Don't get syphilis or be put on the sex offender registry and don't shoplift and if your wife hasn't arrived from overseas yet you can just fuck the sofa cushions! 

Here, have some valentines farts! :heart::heart::heart:
:fart::fart::fart::fart::fart::fart:
Thehorror by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: Run the Jewels
  • Reading: One Punch Man
  • Playing: Pokemon Moon
  • Drinking: lots of water (it's hot)
Manparrotandparrotman by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: Soilent Green
  • Reading: Stephen King's It
  • Watching: 3%
Boxcat by Jurassic-Queef

Boxderp by Jurassic-Queef

Cat-fort by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: Soundgarden
  • Reading: Death Note
  • Watching: Rick and Morty S2
  • Playing: Smash
Gayyyy by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: Alice in Chains
  • Reading: Black Lagoon
  • Watching: low quality video streaming
Exposition-fairy by Jurassic-Queef

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  • Listening to: Death Grips
  • Reading: Oglaf
  • Watching: Netflix
  • Playing: Mega Man X2
  • Eating: $4 burritos from the 7-Eleven
  • Drinking: lots of water (it's hot)
  • Listening to: White Lung
I just had a conversation with a grown man whose first gaming console was a PS2.

Mine was the original NES. In the mid-80's. Fuck I'm old.

Old by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: The Violent Sleep of Reason (still)
  • Reading: Uncanny X-Men
  • Watching: Smash Bros tutorials
  • Playing: Smash Bros Wii U
  • Eating: Matcha Pocky
  • Drinking: Coffee
Bottomless by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: Death Grips
  • Reading: trashy yuri


*finger snaps*

BeatnikHipsterVenn by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: awful hipsters
  • Watching: awful hipsters
Derpy fish:
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Happy Chinese baby:
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Rad crab monster:
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Small dog morning zoom trail:
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And finally, the best picture from the internet ever:
Bestphotoever by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: Babymetal
  • Reading: Citrus (Saburota)
  • Watching: Kill la Kill
  • Playing: Axiom Verge
  • Eating: Noodles
  • Drinking: Tea
Got molested by:  Crapmaster555

Rules:

1. Name your 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms.
2. Tag 10 5 different people.


Blorp:

Saitama - One Punch Man
Revy Two Hand - Black Lagoon
12th Doctor - Doctor Who
Deadpool - Marvel
Harley Quinn - DC
Alison Hendrix - Orphan Black
The kid with no front teeth from Stranger Things
Ryuko Matoi - Kill La Kill
The spread organism itself -  Spread
Yoko Littner  - Gurren Lagaan 

I tag:

:iconshikeyy: :iconneurovore: :iconlordfrankeh: :iconflumpcomix: :iconhighondopamine:
Continuing the music-themed submissions, here is a (non-facetious) list of my 20 favourite albums ever:


(in chronological order)

Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger (1991)

Nirvana - In Utero (1993)

Magic Dirt - Life Was Better (1994)

Weezer - blue album (1994) fuck Pinkerton

Kyuss - ...and the Circus Leaves Town (1995)

Foo Fighters - self titled (1995)

Faith No More - King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime (1995)

Tool - Ænima (1996)

Melvins - Stag (1996)

Aphex Twin - Richard D James Album (1996)

Primus - Pork Soda (1997)

Dr. Octagon - Dr. Octagonecologist (1997)

Ween - The Mollusk (1997)

Queens of the Stone Age - self titled (1998)

System of a Down - self titled (1998)

Gorillaz - self titled (2000)

Meshuggah - Nothing (2002)

Melt Banana - Cell-Scape (2003)

Eagles of Death Metal - Peace, Love, Death Metal (2004)

Mastodon - Leviathan (2004)


DID YOU SEE THE SCARY OWL
  • Listening to: New Meshuggah track (meh)
  • Reading: Black Lagoon
  • Watching: Game Grumps
  • Playing: Mario Maker
  • Eating: Matcha Pocky
  • Drinking: Decaf
BDQYTXj by Jurassic-Queef
  • Listening to: Gangsta's Paradise
  • Reading: HP Lovecraft
  • Watching: The Inbetweeners
  • Playing: Mario Maker
  • Eating: Udon Noodles
  • Drinking: Decaf


  • Listening to: Billie Holiday
  • Reading: Deadpool (Posehn/Duggan)
  • Watching: Penny Dreadful S2 (holy shit)
  • Playing: Populous :The Beginning
  • Eating: black plums
  • Drinking: less coffee


So I just saw X-Men Apocalypse at the movies and now I understand why half the people who've seen it thought it sucked and the other half thought it was THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING X-MEN MOVIE YET BITCHES.

It's because the half that liked it were fans of the 90's cartoon - which this movie felt the most like and was also a (really) lengthy origin story/set-up thingy for, as the next X-Men movie will be set in the 90's, by all accounts. It certainly looks that way, from the shizz that went down after the obligatory big action climax deal.

So yeah, I understand why the mixed reviews... but movie critics can suck my hemorrhoids because my face hurts from smiling from ear to ear for two hours and forty minutes.




Bonus vid for Shikester: 

  • Listening to: Kyuss
  • Reading: 1984
  • Watching: Penny Dreadful S2 (holy shit)
  • Playing: with myself a lot
  • Eating: black plums
  • Drinking: less coffee
Weetbixface by Jurassic-Queef

Beemo pretty much only comes out of her cage when I'm eating something she wants to stick her face in.
  • Listening to: Kyuss
  • Reading: Deadpool (Posehn/Duggan)
  • Playing: Shovel Knight new game+
  • Drinking: Coffee







  • Listening to: Billie
  • Reading: Harley Quinn
  • Watching: Fargo
  • Playing: Mega Man 3
  • Drinking: Coffee