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Spaghetti train tracks, melting my gazebo mother
WHY WON’T MARY PHONE THE DENTIST?
Do zoophiles read Cosmo?
My Spanish anteater spoke in riddles
ANGUISH OF THE MIDGETS CRIES OUT FOR NEVERMORE
Spiraling, jiggling, macadamia
Troubled memories of cardboard
Haunted by misbegotten psoriasis, I climb the ladder into Alfred’s Trout Farm
WHY WON’T MARY FAX ME HER DENTAL RECORDS?
Give a man an umbrella and he’ll beat a Swedish Milkman senseless
Oh, how my fingernails taste of guacamole
Angst, regret, penile clamping
Never, never, never,
Never, never, never
Okay, maybe sometimes on Tuesdays
Diligence forgotten in quivering spatula
TELL ME WHY MARY HASN’T BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH AN AARDVARK
TREVOR, GIVE AUNTY BACK HER MASCARA
WHY WON’T MARY PHONE THE DENTIST?
Do zoophiles read Cosmo?
My Spanish anteater spoke in riddles
ANGUISH OF THE MIDGETS CRIES OUT FOR NEVERMORE
Spiraling, jiggling, macadamia
Troubled memories of cardboard
Haunted by misbegotten psoriasis, I climb the ladder into Alfred’s Trout Farm
WHY WON’T MARY FAX ME HER DENTAL RECORDS?
Give a man an umbrella and he’ll beat a Swedish Milkman senseless
Oh, how my fingernails taste of guacamole
Angst, regret, penile clamping
Never, never, never,
Never, never, never
Okay, maybe sometimes on Tuesdays
Diligence forgotten in quivering spatula
TELL ME WHY MARY HASN’T BRUSHED MY TEETH WITH AN AARDVARK
TREVOR, GIVE AUNTY BACK HER MASCARA
*Sob*
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